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But, why Palestine? Fair question! Why would the "Al Saud Oil Cartel" (Saudi Arabia) choose Palestine for the creation of a terrorist base with full nation status? Or, more appropriately, why would even the most deranged psychos on the lunatic fringe want to be based in Palestine? It would be rather like taking up residence in a grossly overused port-a-potty, at a Grateful Dead concert, on a really hot day. Well, the first thing that comes to mind is that it must be very easy to recruit psycho-bombers there. I'm sure that there is no end to the number of Palestinians who find riding a high-explosive express train to hell far preferable to the bus ride back to the rat hole they've created on the West Bank. However, apart from its abundance of manically depressed retrograde morons, what does Palestine have to offer? It has been said that there are three things to consider when starting a business - location, location, and location. Assuming that even Saudis don't "defecate where they eat," so to speak, Palestine is far enough from their own borders that they won't have to worry about their terrorist thugs deciding to cut themselves in on a piece of the OPEC action. More importantly, however, Palestine is hard to hit! Even if George Bush were inclined to act against the interests of his Saudi masters, nestled in their little Islamic cesspool between Israel and Jordan, it would be virtually impossible to do a "Saddam" on the Palestinians without collateral damage to civilized people. Moreover, no self-respecting country is going to put up with his "Crusaders On Crack" extravaganza goose-stepping through its territory - and I don't think he's gone all that far off his rocker yet that he'd actually invade Israel. As for Jordan, how could anyone "Bush Whack" a country with a monarch as "dead sexy" (as per my dangerously close to being estranged husband) as Queen Rania? By way of sidebar, there is no question that oil money does make for "strange bedfellows." Why else would Saudi lackeys George "Step-N-Fetchit" Bush and his faithful mutant companion Yasser "Massa" Arafat be working so closely to achieve full nation status for the terrorist base in Palestine? (Unless, of course, there's some really disgusting "alternative lifestyle" thing going on between them.) |